When I think of Cinco de Mayo, I think of frozen margaritas, chips and salsa, and the smell of sizzlin' fajitas. YUM.
Unfortunately for me, that's not how my Cinco is going to go down.
Oh no.
I have to start some 24 hour pee collection today for my doctor. Yeah, I said pee.
Seriously?
They gave me these 2 HUGE jugs to use with strict instructions to collect every drop for 24 hours then return them to the lab tomorrow.
I placed my
Chia-Pet next to them so you can fully understand the size of my jugs.

And if the thought of collecting pee for 24 hours is not funny enough, guess where I have to keep my jugs? Hmmmmmmmmmm?
In the fridge! GROSS!
So to avoid any Cinco de Mayo confusion today I had a brilliant idea.......

I think my jugs will put a smile on some lab rat's face tomorrow :)