Apparently there is a method to this madness involving the crease?
I'm sorry what?
What the f*ck is a crease?
Of course I immediately blamed my domestic ignorance on my mother, (sorry mom!) as I explained to him that I did not take Home Economics in High School, so where else was I expected to learn about
His answer: "The United States Navy.........and we'll work on how to iron next"
God Bless America.
He was kidding about the ironing. I think.