I wasn't even going to make my usual resolution until I came across a documentary called "Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead" (an inspiring tale of healing and human connection. Part road trip, part self-help manifesto) and dammit, it motivated me.
So i went shopping.

and bought a bunch of fruits and veggies.

and a juicer.

and i juiced.

Then I noticed the wall and realized that I'd forgotten to attach the pulp catcher thingie.
Of course I did.
So I texted a pic of the wall to my friend Chaney and wrote, "oops...user error. i'm lucky i still have my fingers the way i follow instructions."
She replied, "fat sick & nearly fingerless."
Wish me luck.
Fingers crossed.
5 comments:
OMG! Hilarious! Of course, if you juiced meat instead, Banjo would clean up the mess for you! Just make sure all the dangerous parts are firmly attached!!!
And your new banner is - another word for hilarious?
Dear me - that is funny! And totally something I would do...
Good luck with the resolution... the best motivation is feeling fitter. (Must try it myself!)
:-)
BB
AWESOME. thank gad you can still finger slide. prece.
Oh crap..I just did the pig snort at that photo! You crack me up!
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