Today Darrin and I were craving some unhealthy food so we headed to the grocery store. Nothing crazy, just some hot wings. Well, um and some Ruffles. With ridges. And Queso dip. And Tostidos were 2 for $5 so we HAD to get 2 bags because it was such a deal. And some french onion dip too. And for some reason I grabbed a chocolate bar at checkout. Anyhoo we hung our heads and emptied our cart at the checkout counter. And of course our young, adorable, tiny, checkout girl said, "Cool! you guys are having friends over and watching the game tonite?" as she scanned our items.
To which D replied, "yeah, we're watching a game. It's called the 'Whose ass can grow fastest' game."
That totally made me CHORTLE on the inside.
So far I'm ahead by a Ruffle.