Saturday, February 14, 2009

Albert's Family Jewels

I've been wanting to go see Albert The Bull for several months now. Well, today my dream came true! Albert is the largest bull in the U.S. and is only about 80 miles or so from us.

He is 30 feet tall and weighs about 45 tons.

Darrin's 'thinking' pose. Don't ask.

Al has cute eyelashes.

I even checked underneath for Claire and Joanna, but then I remembered
that bulls don't have udders.

No udders but he sure had one big set of Nads!!!!


Graffiti nuts!!!

I knew everyone would be disappointed if I didn't take a pic with Al's Big Boys.

What a great Valentine's Day trip!

Thanks D, I had a ball today!!


Claire said...

ROTFLMAO! You are hilarious! You blow all the udder pictures out of the water with that one! Way to go!

Mom L said...

OMG! This is massive bull hunky! You 2 find the most outrageous places to visit! To think that sweet little babe I held in my arms would one day be photographing and writing about such weird things!!!
Love you, Valentine!

bigheadedbob said...

I've been looking all night. like a crack addict who found 500.00 dollars on the way to rehab, I don't care anymore, just give me moo ore. That made my day.That's the most bull I've seen this year.Did you take a picture of what you an Darrin wrote?

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! OMG!!! Hey, should we try to get Albert and that giant cow at the flea market together??

Anonymous said...

only the best for you

Joanna@BooneDocksWilcox said...

So what did Diane want for Valentines? a photo op with a bull and his privates.

Diane L. Dodd said...

nothing like fondling a bull to get you in the valentine's day mood!!!
no, we didn't vandalize the boys, but someone had written "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
we thought that was hilarious!
bring us the flea market cow pdodd!

bigheadedbob said...

It kept me up all night wondering if you took the kids with you, A 35 ton bull must leave a swimming pool sized patty, did they get another bath last night? P.S. Pop just saw it and loved it.

Savannah Belle said...

With those two we would have a LOT of beef. I even know where a giant mailbox is for them. It sits way up on a pole and is painted black & white in cow design. It looks dumb where it sits but would be perfect for flea market cow & Albert. Flea wears a lovely straw hat and has long eyelashes.

Bush Babe said...

Too funny... we have a big town about three hours from here which has big bulls at EVERY ENTRY ROAD and some ALONG the entry roads into the city centre. ANd NONE of them have any nuts left... true story!! They get stolen by uni students despite ALL kinds of reinforcing...

As Dash would say: There's no tentacles Mum!!

PS Of course America has much BIGGER fake bulls than Australia. Bigger fake bulls balls too!!

Bush Babe said...

PS I know you know that I was talking about FAKE bulls losing their balls. Doncha??

Mark said...

That is a lot of bull!

Love the pics and the nads! Ha.