Friday, February 13, 2009

Something Wicked This Way Comes

This post includes some graphic images not intended for the faint of heart. It is advised that small children and/or the squeamish do not continue!

Today I received some pictures from my good friend Maggie that scared the ever-loving shit out of me on first glance.
Her email simply said, "Meet Ozzy".
Now- I'll admit that I WAS hoping for a good Friday the 13th type story to happen for me today, but never in my wildest dreams would I have wished for something like this.
Oh no.

OMG! This is her new cat!

Dear God Noooooooooo!

I'm hoping he at least has a good personality.


bigheadedbob said...

it looks like he has less calories then the one in the pic that got pilfered from your file. And i know i said this before, But, contrary to popular belief they don't taste like chicken.

bigheadedbob said...

Had a beer and thought about that last comment, and before I get alot of crap, let me try to clarify that, I'm allergic to cats, the last couple of times I tried them they made me sick

T Lee said...

Ozzy prefers ZNOT to be photographed when eating! PUHLEEEZE!

Kisses! From Ozzy

Anonymous said...


try boiling first, kills the rancid taste.

lyle lovett

Claire said...

Oh my, he looks positively menacing....rabid even...

Mom L said...

I saw only the first picture earlier - did Mike post it on FB? I was terrified! But now seeing both of them - OMG! BHB, I wouldn't eat that cat if it was covered in chocolate!

And, BTW, I love that Ray Bradbury story, but I didn't know YOU knew the title!!!

Anonymous said...

The Ozman cometh! Ozzy does look a little evil, but actually he is very pitiful. He was a shelter cat and has a very sweet personality. I wouldn't recommend eating him, all bones and gristle!

Savannah Belle said...

Actually I think Ozzy looks a little old to eat. You need young cats for that. Well, I guess it depends on whether you are frying or roasting them. I think he is so ugly he is cute and I am glad he was rescued. I am also happy to be able to read the comments on this blog, unlike that Cheezburger blog. I gave up. However I will watch for pilfered photos.