Thursday, April 16, 2009

Stalking Ellen

It's normal to have a secret stalking obsession with a celebrity, right?

That's what I thought.

Well mine happens to be Ellen DeGeneres. I love her spirit.
I have been sending her funny emails for a few years now trying to get a phone call or tickets to her show or well... any type of acknowledgment.
No luck yet.
I understand that she gets a zillion letters a day, so I'll keep trying.

I just saw on her website that she is looking for funny Easter pictures. She is also looking for women who are pregnant with their first baby to be in the audience of her Mother's Day show.

WHAT?????????????

ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!

So I just sent her this.



Fingers crossed!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I definately would pick your Dodd embryo pic out! Rod and I love her too. You and she both have wicked humor and I'll be praying she picks you for an audience member. She'd be darn lucky to have you.

Joanna@BooneDocksWilcox said...

That's bound to get her attention.

Lucy and Ethel said...

Too funny! If that doesn't do it, I don't know what would!!!

I agree with Anonymous that she'd be darn lucky to have you.

Lucy

Savannah Belle said...

I will actually watch Ellen's show if you win!

My personal favorite was the caption on the announcement last week:

Hello Womb Service?? Can you send down a Cadbury Egg please??

Mom L said...

So, when you win, we have to hope you will be on the show before you're too big to lift your foot up for one of your famous "my foot on/in/with..." pictures!!!

Can the grandmas at least be backstage?

Love you!

bigheadedbob said...

That is nothing but funny!! When you go, Tom&Tom would like you to take me along, for a photo shoot. But get your tickets first, will try to work out the details later. P.S. I LOVE ELLEN!!!!

Nancy Craig said...

Good luck - it was very clever! I love to watch her too.

Joyce said...

Fingers and toes are crossed for you!

d/iowa said...

i just put a link to this post on her facebook page too.

pick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

when is mother's day?

Alix said...

Dear God, Diane!!!

Are there no boundaries you won't cross for Ellen? And if you get an extra ticket, can I come as your escort/chaperone/embryo nurse? Your mom is busy packing so she can't go. Darrin is busy bringing home the bacon, so he can't go. I'm all ya got babe.

T Lee said...

mother's day is 2nd sunday in may...so it is the 10th this year



pick her ellen!!!!!!!

beth said...

I agree you have alot in common with ellen and the same sense humor, and well, youre both gay too.

Lola Nova said...

Are you putting together a dance routine yet?